Is It Just Me?

Exactly what is it about red Jeep vehicles and Dodge pick-ups with a Ram hood ornament?

Does the simple act of owning and/or driving one of these conveyances mandatorily require the drivers to be inconsiderate tail-gaters?

I'm at a loss here.

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