More Stuff That Makes Me Wince


Let me set the scene—I’m in the Man-Cave (that’s the basement to the uninitiated).  I’m on my stationery bicycle watching Drew Carey and The Price Is Right.  To my immediate left is my tomcat, Quigley, sleeping on the sofa, and to his immediate left is an aquarium containing some idling tropicals. 

This is a good scene.

Then comes the commercial break—it’s an ad for the Swifter Duster.  The background music is—this is hard to relate—The Beach Boys singing “I Get Around”.  I suppose they might have used “Spirit Of America” if only the Swifter had been made in America.

How many ways can you spell “ick”.

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